“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”
No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.
“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?
The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.
“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.
The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.
“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.
“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”
Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable
And in the case of big pride males there’s only 3 thousand of them left.
Three thousand breeding males . There’s twenty thousand lions left in the wild. Most females and cubs. Killing a male greatly reduces genetic deversity because any cubs he has fathered are driven off or killed by a imcoming male.
Water + Ink
hahahahahahahahahahaha its tiny fucking legs hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
MEMO: The space bar is important.
THE PENIS MIGHTIER
So does that mean you should only use Samsung galaxy tablets with your penis?
How this man managed to play a terrifying drug lord is still one of the biggest questions in my life
In case you’re in need of motivation, have some from the Doctor.
You can do it!
How gay sex works.
I want a relationship like this
the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear
fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE